Things that you didn't know:
Worms may have up to 9 hearts.
You can die laughing.
If sharks get upside down they fall into a coma.
Turtles can breathe through their tails.
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10 hours ago
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
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11 hours ago
I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint.
..and this
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11 hours ago
girl 1:
omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
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11 hours ago
I don't need to flirt, I will seduce you with my awkwardness.
Worked for me.
(Source: goscrewaduck)
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11 hours ago
When your crush just updated a new profile picture
You’re like:
(Source: loksie)
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11 hours ago
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