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mitigatedwrath:

elisetheawesome:

glorifi3d:

kaleidoeyez:

mommalikey:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

Oh man I love salad!

can he be included

HE DOESN’T EVEN HAVE ON PANTS

FINALLY a commercial that sexualizes MEN for a change!

Now we know why she is so happy

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watchtheskytonight:

letmelarryyou:

theonlygrizzlybear:

theevergreenpark:

vchrisi:

I only reblogged this for the bing dress

I PISSEED MYSELF AT INTERNET EXPLORER

The paper bag princess….

OH LORD I’M DYING

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ieromg:

I HATE IT WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO A CONVERSATION AND YOU LIKE WORK UP ALL THIS COURAGE TO SAY THE THING AND YOU FINALLY SAY THE THING AND NOBODY EVEN HEARS YOU/ACKNOWLEDGES THAT YOU EVEN SAID ANYTHING AND YOU JUST FEEL DUMB AND UGH

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hanz-the-great:

not-clarissa:

the day i get married, i am going to plant a pear tree, and after the tree starts producing, i’m going to put my arm around my husband, hold up one of the pears and say “we make a great pear”

this reminds me of that porno clip about the lemon stealing whores 

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

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jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

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lzbth:

this is my fuckign favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

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