how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.
why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man
But that’s a rooster.
no that’s a chicken
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
kicking ass, going to space, representing the human race i would presume
Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass
College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing
remember that time Paris Hilton made fun oh herself on Supernatural
this actually happened
if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked